•  Writer •  Storyteller •  Professional Oversharer

I dated so hard I accidentally wrote a book!

Modern dating, messy twenties, and the art of pretending it’s chill.

Tell me when it’s ready
Eliza Zane

Manuscript in progress

OUTSOURCING LOVE

A Modern Diary of Almosts, Heartbreaks, and the Art of Pretending It’s Chill

A sausage-smuggling panic at JFK. A New York wedding I suggested crashing. One very satisfying pickle toss after a long night out. I kept moving, dating, and writing it all down.

The stories are funny. The pattern took me longer to see.

“I lost my heart in tiny installments: in ‘u up?’ texts, in almosts, and in subscriptions to emotional unavailability.”

“Pretending not to care. Caring anyway.”

Open Mic

Some stories are better out loud.

I’m trying pages from the manuscript at open mics while I figure out what belongs in the book. The pickle story has a strong case for staying.

About

Hi, I’m Eliza Zane.

Writer, storyteller, professional oversharer. I’ve spent years dating, moving, and collecting stories I probably should have kept to myself. Naturally, I’m putting them in a book.

Places in the bookLatvia · Spain · New York · United Kingdom · Toronto · Dubai

From my handwritten notes

“I spent my whole life looking for someone to fix me, to choose me. Then I asked: what do I need?”

Contact

Help me shape what comes next.

I’m 50,000+ words into the manuscript. It’s still in progress, and I’m looking for the right people to help bring it into the world.

info@itselizazane.com

Editors and publishing mentors

If memoir is your thing and you’d like to help shape the next draft, I’d love to hear from you.

Publishing inquiry

Podcast hosts

I can talk dating, almosts, and the stories that made it onto the page. If that fits your show, email me.

Podcast inquiry